Because, let's be real, who needs facts when you've got Mythical Accounts of creatures that probably definitely existed on the moon?
We present to you: The Basilisk of the Lunar Surface, a creature said to have the power to turn men into toads. Because, that's just what we need: more toads.
Or how about: The Lunar Wolf of the Dark Side, a creature said to stalk the shadows of the moon's surface, seeking the hearts of unwary astronauts.
And, of course, who could forget: The Moon Snake of the Cratered Moon, a serpent said to slither through the craters of the moon, leaving a trail of moon-dust and terror in its wake.